Top Gear

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:37 pm

Yes, he's gone all... odd. Not just his hair, but his outfit too

Anyhoo, they're back on form - crossing an Italian lake by ferry, James not being able to start his car, and holding up the entire boat

starz92 · Post by **starz92** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:56 pm

Hmmm...

He's gone for the hairy look. I hear it was in a few seasons ago.

But whatever he does with his hair, he'll always be cute.

Sort of.

Bless him.

And his Cowboy boots... YEEHAH!

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:49 pm

People often describe me as one of the three*, but I won't say who cos it might put you off.

*Well, OK, there's three of us. As the other 2 are clearly the other two, I'm stuck with number three. If you get what I mean...

pandammonium · Post by **pandammonium** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:57 pm

Are you trying (not) to tell us that you're Cap'n Slow?

starz92 · Post by **starz92** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:57 am

UGH!

James May???

*VOMITATIOUS*

But he's ok. Order of dislike list:

1.Clarkson
2.May
3.Stig
4.Hammond

If not...

Jeremy Clarkson's worse!

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:28 pm

You havn't seen my white helmet...

starz92 · Post by **starz92** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:59 pm

I should ballywell hope not. I think it should be put away and never seen again, it's very ugly and far too small. And what with all the holes in it, it leaks. In fact, I don't think it's a real one. I doubt it would protect very well if someone gave you a good kicking.

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:34 pm

You've just described it to a T - you been peeking?

starz92 · Post by **starz92** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:22 pm

Eff off and shove it.

pandammonium · Post by **pandammonium** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:12 pm

ooOOoo

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:59 pm

Sorry, M'dear

How do they get away with some of their stunts?

pandammonium · Post by **pandammonium** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:03 pm

Pure blagging ability. They've been in such trouble recently, though.

Can you imagine what the cap'n of the Sea Cat was thinking when he saw them in the Channel?!

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:33 pm

The highlight for me was when the coastguard plane flew over them...

pandammonium · Post by **pandammonium** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:53 pm

Yeah, I enjoyed that as well, when he wished them luck at beating "Beardy Branson"!

Bluebottle · Post by **Bluebottle** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:38 pm

They might have made it. If they didn't almost get run over by cross-channel ferries. And they didn't get lost...