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Those multichopper things marketed by KTel, slicers that took the skin off the end of your fingers. You get the idea.
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Post by Bluebottle » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:26 pm

Do you not attract odd glances anyway? :twisted:
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Post by starz92 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:33 am

Well, as it happens, I hide in the shadows. No normal people can see me, but if you look really, really hard, then you may see a little flash of a hoodie, a snippet of red converse shoes and a quick glance of blue jeans...
BEEN READIN' TOO MANY FAIRY STORIES... :shock:
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Post by Bluebottle » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:57 pm

Oh my, Grannie - what big teeth you have... :shock:
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? This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

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Post by starz92 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:51 am

Apart from the missing one.
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Post by pandammonium » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:28 am

Fighting, were you?
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Post by starz92 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:36 pm

No, singing. I was singing along to a 1920's song (my father was in the theatre at the time, rehearsing, doncha know) when my tooth fell out, and hasn't grown back since. That was about nine years ago...goodness me!
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Post by charliemonk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:29 pm

Teething me thinks!!

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Post by starz92 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:41 pm

Well, I'm not ten now... so... you do the math. Or as Mitchell, of Mitchell and Webb would say: "s. Math-s."
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Post by pandammonium » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:00 am

Or just maths, as most normal speakers of British English would say. :roll:
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Post by starz92 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:53 am

Yeah. Whatever YOU say, Panda.
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Post by pandammonium » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:23 pm

I say maths :)
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Post by charliemonk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:34 pm

Or as Phil Mitchell would say "Maafffs".

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Post by Bluebottle » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:23 pm

It's all abaaaaht the faaaaahmly
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? This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

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Post by Xetal » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:26 pm

Math, in the singular, is American...
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Post by charliemonk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:38 pm

It was, and always will be "sums" to me.


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