"And this report, just in:
In the west of yorkshire last night, several men, women and children were injured by a swarm of what could only be described as flying ninja toenails. No one died in the attack, but many were left without homes- their windows and walls smashed up by the terrorist known as MacDave... Tony Blair began his speech on the political channel this morning by apologising for the lack of action on the part of Yorkshire's emergency services. "








