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by Xetal
Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:41 pm
Forum: What do you miss?
Topic: Bring it Back
Replies: 14
Views: 2777

I was briefly in touch Panda a while back: she's just too busy, she says.
by Xetal
Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:48 pm
Forum: What do you miss?
Topic: Bring it Back
Replies: 14
Views: 2777

Bring it Back

It's lost and gone forever.... :cry:
by Xetal
Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:54 pm
Forum: What do you miss?
Topic: Bengers food
Replies: 5
Views: 5611

Welcome to the madhouse, deepcoma!

I'm afraid it's in a pretty deep coma itself, though... :cry:
by Xetal
Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:50 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: What's that noise?
Replies: 2
Views: 791

It was me trying to get back in after I'd unbookmarked this place for lack of action... :D
by Xetal
Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: What do you miss?
Topic: OLD Christmas TV adverts..........
Replies: 5
Views: 2483

by Xetal
Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:08 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: Jokes thread for stereotypical females and others.....
Replies: 563
Views: 70474

Why Parents Drink...

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked...
by Xetal
Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:24 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: a joke
Replies: 252
Views: 35677

A short love story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bun...
by Xetal
Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:27 pm
Forum: Playground Games
Topic: Ice Cream
Replies: 21
Views: 4830

That's good news indeed. Image
by Xetal
Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:24 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: a joke
Replies: 252
Views: 35677

A futile attempt to get Panda to visit....

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to clos...
by Xetal
Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:20 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: and one the boys will like
Replies: 272
Views: 36235

That one always seems to have a lady from a different place in the third paragraph - depending who's doing the telling... :D
by Xetal
Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:18 pm
Forum: Playground Games
Topic: Ice Cream
Replies: 21
Views: 4830

I didn't think cops could be described as shifty - ain't that for politicians? :twisted:

More seriously, are you getting the job satisfaction you expected from the switch to full-time copper?
by Xetal
Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:46 pm
Forum: Films from the past
Topic: The Omega Man
Replies: 7
Views: 4007

(Quickly cross-dresses up as Panda and tries hard to be menopausal)

Parallel, pillock! (at least you got the l's right! :D )

The nearest I got to that set-up was reading Stephen King's the Stand
by Xetal
Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:29 pm
Forum: Films from the past
Topic: The Omega Man
Replies: 7
Views: 4007

OK, OK, I'm still here...but I don't remember the Omega Man :(
by Xetal
Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:04 pm
Forum: Kicking Back
Topic: Sarah's Thought for the day!
Replies: 817
Views: 73156

However we're doing, most of us aren't doing it here any more... :(

Nice to see you again! :D
by Xetal
Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Clothing, fashion and its victims
Topic: Denim cut-off
Replies: 4
Views: 1281

..and her ilk :D

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